-Silence is silver, but music is gold...
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
-Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
-Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss"
-Suicide is a way to tell god..."You can't fire me!!!! I quit!
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.




-Homer's Quotes



-You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
-If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
-Trying is the first step to failure
-To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
-If at first you don't succeed, give up
-Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen.
-What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here, anyway.
-Operator! Give me the number for 911!
-Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
-I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!
-Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
-Bart's Quotes:
-Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
-There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson
-Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
-I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
-Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
-I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows
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