When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
Everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you,
You should really ask yourself...
AM I TOO SEXY ???????



Hi! This Arlindi's answering machine!
If you are the phone company,I already sent the money.
If you are my parents,please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Leave your message after the beep!



Laughs good He who laughs last BUT
Who laughs last didn't get it!!!!

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.




A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

Make friends, date girls.

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Governor of Poker

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